September 2011
65 posts
August 2011
52 posts
ryaniscool asked: Baby, your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home. Do you wanna make millions? MILLIONS OF BABIES!? I wanna bag you like some groceries (I feel like that one is a bit on the killer-ish side). Did you fart, cause you just blew me away! If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
ryaniscool asked: Thirteen and three quarter inches hard? Damn.
Vine with unicorn core, ten inches, slightly...
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kaleyesque:
Ebony with unicorn core, thirteen and three quarter inches, hard. ;)
Lmao Kaley xD
WHAT HOUSE ARE YOU IN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Sorry, had to. :)
And Gryffindor. Little disappointed, it’s so cliché, but ah well. I was secretly hoping for Slytherin.
Vine with unicorn core, ten inches, slightly...
Ebony with unicorn core, thirteen and three quarter inches, hard. ;)
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WEWP
“We bought a shit ton of onesies.”
– Claire
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nexttoclaire asked: So the guy who e-mailed me back beat me to the whole deep "AGE DOESN'T MATTER" speech. Though he did say what they can contribute matters. I'm not good at ~contributing~ so we'll see how that goes x)
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“I have this theory that there are people you like to laugh with and people you...”
– Caragh
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Stars - Calendar Girl
This song has been growing...
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Claire is freaking AWESOME.
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ryaniscool:
Like, oh my Golapolulis. SO FREAKING COOL.
AWW, FIRST YOU PROPOSE TO KALEY, NOW THIS?
How sweet.
just the SWEETEST. ♥♥♥♥
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“‘I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast...”
– Louis CK.
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Well Kaley
ryaniscool:
I don’t want to use them all up tonight. So, I shall retire this and focus more energy on Buffy.
Fair enough. Enjoy your Buffy but know that this isn’t over.
I'M STILL KALEY (part 3)
ryaniscool:
kaleyesque:
nexttoclaire:
ryaniscool:
JAMES FRANCO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AND I HAD SEX WITH JOE
HAHAHAHA YEESSSS
LIES LIES LIES
Yeah okay, sorry.
JAMES FRANCO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I HAD SEX WITH JOE
YOU.
I'M STILL KALEY (part 3)
nexttoclaire:
ryaniscool:
JAMES FRANCO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AND I HAD SEX WITH JOE
HAHAHAHA YEESSSS
LIES LIES LIES
LOOK I'M KALEY (part 2)
ryaniscool:
RYAN IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT
& sweaty.
:)
ryaniscool asked: Kaley Kaley Kaley Kaley Kaley
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“Good thing I keep my wedding ring on my left hand. My left hands my pimp hand.”
– Kaley (via nexttoclaire)
nexttoclaire replied to your post: Can you put the word “dildo” in an AP essay?
Why?
nexttoclaire answered your question: Can you put the word “dildo” in an AP essay?
Yes.
Why not?
It’s actually a quote from the book, hahaha. One of the bands is called “The Flaming Dildos,” and it feels a little weird discussing the symbolic meaning of flaming dildos...
Can you put the word "dildo" in an AP essay?
y/n?
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Look! I'm Kaley!
ryaniscool:
“Joseph Gordon-Levitt eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”
Your impression of me is uncanny
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“We stand there, quiet. My questions all seem so wrong. How did you get so old?...”
– Jennifer Egan, A Visit from the Goon Squad
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Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a...
I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach. I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I do not think they will sing to me.
from “The Love-Song of J. Alfred Prufrock” by T.S. Eliot
Anonymous asked: hahahahahahahahaha Rosie O'Donnell
Ryan is listening to mainstream music.
nexttoclaire:
ryaniscool.tumblr.com everyone.
Don’t tell anyone.
I need to make a button that wipes every stupid...
I’d make millions.
