picturesque and little else

Like Hugh Hefner.

Haha I’ve changed my mind; I think I’ll keep this username for awhile because while googling “sleazy” I came upon this picture, which I feel sums up my tumblr pretty well:

Yeah, it seemed funny at the time but now that I’m properly awake I realize it’s not nearly as amusing as it seemed on four hours of sleep.

So! I’m now brainstorming new ideas, but it’s gonna be hard to beat sleep deprived sleezykaleezy, hilarity-wise.

I agree on both accounts.

-Sincerely, Kaley the now certified driver

Unfortunately the video has been removed, but luckily I managed to see the hit single “Friday” by Rebecca Black at that link prior to its removal.

Can always trust you to keep me up to date on the important things in life

:(

If possible, I’d probably go with the just-metaphors or just-similes because that keeps the essay more concise, but if it sounds better / makes more sense you’d probably be fine using comparative speech quotes.