- Me: Marina ran away from me
- Kaley: As most women do, Ryan.
Okay, actually I don’t. I lied.
I just felt like sharing with you that I just realized a certain koala-loving stalker of mine has the facebook url of God##. Little full of ourselves, are we?
Since I have plenty of homework to work on, I decided that it would be most logical to spend my time watching all the top music videos on youtube at the moment and compare them to animals. Yeah.
So. Starting from the top, based on number of views:
Justin Bieber - Baby ft. Ludacris
Justin Bieber is so totally a kitten. Seriously, he sends off a kitty aura so strongly that I’m surprised I’m the first to sayanything. The way he keeps pouncing on everything and tugging at the girl’s jacket, I just want to pet his head and give him a string to play with. Even his oversized skater shoes put me in mind of how kittens have big paws before they grow into them. Meow!
- Classmate: I think I saw Kennedy at the airport over spring break!
- Other Classmate: Um, Kennedy was assassinated in '63.
- Classmate: Oh.
I am home now! :D
Actually, the plane landed at 7 this morning but I slept for a few hours since I’m still kind of messed up with the time zone.
He was really big and had at least four female chickens with him at all times.
What a pimp.
Is that you only see Hawaii license plates.
I mean, it makes sense, since you can’t exactly drive here from other states.
You just don’t think about it.