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Facebook stalking on public computers in crowded places, living that dangerous life

Last semester, there were 100 students in my physics class. This semester, there are 50. And, as of now, slightly less than 30 people have preregistered for next fall.

It seems the half life of a physics class is about one semester.

I got a little bit of forced self-awareness yesterday when an art student’s time lapse video accidentally documented me sitting, not moving, on a couch and eating for an entirely unfortunate amount of time.

In the video, everyone else in my friend’s room flits back and forth and admist it all sits me, hand flying up and down from my mouth for the entirety of the video. It was a long time lapse video. 

There is documented footage of my poor life choices and I should probably reevaluate them. Ehhh we’ll see.

I can’t handle how accurate this was three months ago.

(Sarah Kay is great look her up)

nexttoclaire:

I don’t have a tripod so

I just thought the last one looked cool.

so cool

appointmentsandamethyst:

KALEY SENT ME ALL OF THESE I AM SO HAPPY OH MY GOOOOD
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH WIFEY

ANYTHING FOR MY CHABS

appointmentsandamethyst:

KALEY SENT ME ALL OF THESE I AM SO HAPPY OH MY GOOOOD
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH WIFEY

ANYTHING FOR MY CHABS

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Still not over Watsky’s music

I went out with a lightweight coat on today and got so warm I had to take it off.

Oh god oh god it’s here spring is here

goatcorporation:

I’m still watching this

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Remember that one time two days ago when we got kicked out of the Texas State Capitol building because we went into an (open!!) auditorium and I turned on the microphone and started giving a speech at the podium?

yeeeeah

noswansofine asked: your text posts are the cutest ever idk

<3<3 michelle

4gifs:

Bulldog surprised when his ball trick works. [vid]

4gifs:

Bulldog surprised when his ball trick works. [vid]

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